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[Baron Winnebago]

You rang?

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I can't even imagine him coaching again

 

[22*43*51]

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Do you ever wonder approximately how many women, at any given moment in time, are getting fucked? Or is that just me?

Sometimes I think about how funny it would be to ask that question in a consulting interview, which are notorious for asking questions like “how many windows are there in Manhattan?”

They expect you to put together some framework and assumptions to allow yourself to estimate without a calculator, which you could easily do with the sex question.

Just make an assumption about peak sex period, say 9pm-1am. Theoretically then 1/6 of the world’s population is in peak sexy time, so let’s call it 1.5b people. Half of them are women, but probably close to half of the women are too young/old to really be having sex. Now you’re down to ~400m fuckable women in your peak sex time zones.

Assume that 75% of them are married, and then married women have sex twice per week on average (generous I know) and that single women are split into two groups - 50% that are having no sex at all and 50% who have sex every other day. That leaves you with 110m women who are having sex during the time frame analyzed.

HOWEVER, sex doesn’t usually last four hours (which is the time frame used), so presumably many of these women have already been fucked or are still fully clothed. Let’s say that average sex lasts 10 minutes, which assuming an equal distribution of sexy time across the 9pm-1am timeframe means that we need to divide by 24.

This leaves us with a somewhat disappointing ~4.5m women taking dick at this very moment. I guess I would’ve hoped there would be more.

Harry, this is where our brains go when we aren’t screwin

 

[HCFord1]

If you get laid off, God forbid, I think it's the real centerpiece of a portfolio of work. I'm sure we have recruiters on the board who will back that up

@BIGSTICK67 is this true?

My month of November was full of layoff scares. Most recently on Thursday when I got a random “Touchbase” meeting invite from my practice lead at the end of the day, which was apparently what was happening to people when they got laid off. So I got to sweat that out for a few hours, and then was relieved to hear that she was bringing me on to work on her own account in addition to what I’m already doing. I was very excited, and then I realized that I’m now gonna be at 125% chargeability which equates to about 200% of my time required and then I felt dejected again.

 

[Fitzjess21]

Important questions require thorough analysis

Well, hoping I add to your conclusion tonight.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

@BIGSTICK67 is this true?

My month of November was full of layoff scares. Most recently on Thursday when I got a random “Touchbase” meeting invite from my practice lead at the end of the day, which was apparently what was happening to people when they got laid off. So I got to sweat that out for a few hours, and then was relieved to hear that she was bringing me on to work on her own account in addition to what I’m already doing. I was very excited, and then I realized that I’m now gonna be at 125% chargeability which equates to about 200% of my time required and then I felt dejected again.

Yes, I'd say that's true.

I have limited context, but do these things. Keep up on technology, newest trends and best practice in your industry. Also don't wait to update your resume and LinkedIn profile. i.e. be prepared, but not scared.

Oh, and take care of your health. Not many interested in hiring a fat or an old. And yes, I'm old - when it comes to job searches. Mid 50's.

Now back to the games.

 

[HCFord1]

Yes, I'd say that's true.

I have limited context, but do these things. Keep up on technology, newest trends and best practice in your industry. Also don't wait to update your resume and LinkedIn profile. i.e. be prepared, but not scared.

Oh, and take care of your health. Not many interested in hiring a fat or an old. And yes, I'm old - when it comes to job searches. Mid 50's.

Now back to the games.

That sounds like a lot of work. I’ll probably just start an Onlyfans if worse comes to worst.

 

[Ripping Lips]

Not that it matters, but the Ladies VBall is up 2 sets on Missouri & leading set #3 13 to 10.

 

[nscottie]

Not that it matters, but the Ladies VBall is up 2 sets on Missouri & leading set #3 13 to 10.

They are hitting their third set slump

 

[Ripping Lips]

Cockeye's D is starting to settle in now.

 

[nscottie]

Cockeye's D is starting to settle in now.

It pains me to say this, but they’ve settled in well

 

[Fargo Husker]

Need Cockeye to lose by like 40 tonight.

 

[nscottie]

Volleyball swept Mizzou

 

[Ripping Lips]

The ladies swept Missouri tonight.

 

[Ripping Lips]

Meatchicken doesn't look the same without knowing the plays ahead of time.

 

[nscottie]

Who has the more punchable face, Harbaugh or McCarthy

 

[Papa...Football]

Cockeye first half unders about to hit at 0.5
Uff da

 

[Jim14510]

Kirk might pull off the upset.

Lol

 

[nscottie]

If Cockeye were to somehow beat Michigan, it would give the committee an easy out for excluding them. Wont happen though

 

[Ripping Lips]

If Cockeye were to somehow beat Michigan, it would give the committee an easy out for excluding them. Wont happen though

What would be funny, let's say Michigan only beats Cockeye by 3 points. The committee takes GA, Bama, Texas and Washington.