Yeah it's just so unbelievably absurd at this point. We're talking about 1000+ players, multiple head coaches, dozens of assistants, different ADs/chancellors/presidents, different conferences, different systems, there absolutely no through-line to this madness other than the fact that all of it originated in Lincoln, Nebraska. Maybe it's a curse, maybe it's a simulation, I have no doubt anymore that something supernatural is happening. Has anyone ever tested the Lincoln water supply for brain poison?