I'm a proud alum of the 70th Home Depot
If you rolled through the Outdoor, Electric and Paint side of the Store in 2009 or 2010 there is a chance I tried to sell you a mower ($50 commish was YUGE for 19 year old me buying Miller High Life's and Marlboro Reds)
I once sold Ted Gilmore a Cub Cadet on back to back days. Loved him for it even tho our WR corps was shit under him.